Juanita Musson in Port Costa 4/4/2011

Come help pay tribute to the accomplished life of Juanita Musson, who took over the Warehouse in Port Costa and “quickly stood out in a small town already known for it’s characters.” Well known for her heavy drinking, her large breasts, and her tendency to lift her muu-muu to piss in the street, her spirit encourages you now to come lose your inhibitions and gain your confidence! Ladies and gentlemen, pad your bras, don your muu-muus, and join us in celebration!

Experience Port Costa history in the making. Juanita Musson, who was known to through her breasts over the shoulders of a dining patron and tell her patrons “eat it or where it!” Hayton-Keeva said in the 1991 Times story. “She’s the goddess of culinary terrorism.” “Juanita’s restaurants were a place where a penniless man could be ordered to eat a free meal and movie stars could be humiliated. Chickens, pigs and monkeys would roam inside the Galley and out, amusing customers and annoying health inspectors.”

We will be celebrating her larger than life style on Monday April 4th at the Warehouse Cafe in Port Costa, CA with a potluck, karaoke and later in the evening, as things degrade, Porn-E-Oke, maybe even Striptease Porn-E-Oke… It is in honor of Juanita after all, so it is time to get sown and dirty!

The Burlington Hotel will be open, so no need to drive home!

Potluck starts at 6pm
Karaoke starts at 7pm
Porn-E-Oke starts at ?!?
Striptease???
Costume rack!!!

Karaoke hosted by KJ Paul Karaoke.

ibabuzz.com article
Contra Costa Times article

Porn-E-Oke by the Bay playlist and pics

It was cold, but I brought blankets and a few extra jackets and it was a lot of fun. We ran the karaoke until the first battery died, which lasted nearly 4.5 hours! (I had a 2nd one with me…:) We were out there until 3am singing Porn-E-Oke style. I couldn’t record any songs because I was not using my soundboard, but here are some photos and the playlist.


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Porn-E-Oke

Songs sung by the Bay

    Singer In The Style Of Song Title

  1. KJPaul John, Elton Candle In The Wind
  2. Test Garbage #1 Crush
  3. George Muldaur, Maria Midnight At The Oasis
  4. Becca Blondie Tide Is High, The
  5. Scott Honeydrippers, The Sea Of Love
  6. KJPaul Styx Come Sail Away
  7. George John, Elton Island Girl
  8. Camille Beatles, The Octopus´s Garden
  9. ash Soundgarden Blow Up The Outside World
  10. Becca Beach Boys, The Kokomo
  11. Scott Ferguson, Jay Thunder Island
  12. Camille Morcheba Rome Wasn´t Built In A Day
  13. Camile Morcheba Rome Wasn´t Built In A Day
  14. Becca Nightingale, Maxine Right Back Where We Started From
  15. Scott Sublime Wrong Way
  16. KJPaul Seger, Bob Against The Wind
  17. ash Labelle, Patti Lady Marmalade
  18. Becca Notorious B.i.g. Big Poppa
  19. John Dj Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince Summertime
  20. George Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby
  21. KJPaul John, Elton Candle In The Wind
  22. Scott Sublime Santeria
  23. ash Commodores, The Easy
  24. becca Scissor Sisters Filthy Gorgeous
  25. camille Electric 6 Gay Bar
  26. george Grass Roots, The Midnight Confession
  27. KJPaul Withers, Bill Ain´t No Sunshine
  28. Scott Pearl Jam Even Flow
  29. ash Wonder, Stevie Signed Sealed Delivered I´m Your
  30. ash Velvet Underground, The Rock And Roll (Loaded Album Version)
  31. ash Wonder, Stevie Signed, Sealed, Delivered I´m Yours
  32. rebecca Howard, Adina Freak Like Me
  33. George Turner, Tina Private Dancer
  34. KJPaul Gray, Dobie Drift Away
  35. camilla Steve Miller Band, The Joker, The
  36. KJPaul Gray, Dobie Drift Away
  37. ash Velvet Underground, The Rock And Roll (Loaded Album Version)
  38. george Madonna Into The Groove
  39. camille Paradis, Vanessa Joe Le Taxi
  40. KJPaul Foreigner Cold As Ice
  41. Rebecca Tears For Fears Head Over Heels
  42. george Jackson, Joe Steppin´ Out
  43. ash Belly Feed The Tree
  44. rob Blood, Sweat & Tears You´ve Made Me So Very Happy
  45. camille Piaf, Edith La Vie En Rose
  46. rebecca Day, Doris Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps
  47. George Madonna Sooner Or Later
  48. cam BRITNEY SPEARS TOXIC
  49. KJPaul Doors, The Crystal Ship
  50. ash Alice In Chains Junkhead
  51. Rebecca Morrissey Everyday Is Like Sunday
  52. KJPaul Journey Faithfully
  53. cam Cabrel, Francis Je l´aime a mourir
  54. becca Keys, Alicia How Come You Don´t Call Me
  55. Scott Cream Sunshine Of Your Love
  56. ash Radiohead Fake Plastic Trees
  57. Ash Radiohead Fake Plastic Trees
  58. Scott Radiohead Bends, The
  59. george & becca Cocker, Joe With A Little Help From My Friends
  60. KJPaul John, Olivia Newton Have You Ever Been Mellow
  61. George Aerosmith Dream On
  62. ash Bowie, David Moonage Daydream
  63. John Eminem Sing For The Moment

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Porn-E-Oke by the Bay tonight, Sat. 7/24/10!

Special edition of Porn-E-Oke by the Bay tonight. This is a last minute even, but will be very fun. BYOB!

You can meet me at Caffeinated Comics at 8pm or go to Heron’s Head Park anytime. I will be there by 9:30.

The location will be either at Heron’s Head Park or the beach behind the Haunted barn. Herron point is that long thin park across the bay from where the Haunted Barn is. The entrance is by the old SF Pound.:

From Mission St & Cesar Chavez St
1. Head east on Cesar Chavez St 1.7 mi
2. Turn right at 3rd St 0.3 mi
3. Turn left at Cargo Way 0.7 mi
4. Park near the old SF Pound and enter park. Walk all the way to the end of the peninsula 0.2 mi
NOTE: ignore that loop on the maps….Google Maps apparently doesn’t know about the park gate, where the two white dots are.


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Or Aerious Walker Beach:

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Assume it is at Heron’s Head Park, and I will send out a Tweet if the there is already a party there to let people know we moved to the second locations.

NOTE: the Caffeinated Comics event happening earlier is a private birthday party and there will already be too many people. If you want to head up with me, get there between 8 and 8:15pm.