Karaoke Shark Calendar
Glenny Kravitz runs the SFKM (San Francisco Karaoke Mafia) Crackeoke Junkie Support Group. He deals out Crackeoke in the San Francisco area on a regular basis. Here is a list of the corners he works. And if that is not enough, you can find other locations to get your Crackeoke fix seven nights a week here.
For karaoke party booking call 415-385-1617
Glenny Kravitz:
- Sun 5-9pm | 500 Club | 500 Guerrero Street, SF
- 1st Tue 9pm | Rickshaw Stop | 155 Fell Street
- Wed 7pm | 7 Mile House | 2800 Bayshore Boulevard, Brisbane
- Thur 9pm | Pandora
SFKM Crackeoke Junkie Support Group
Suggested Qualifications: If you joined my SFKM group on myspace 5 years ago or you find yourself pushing your mid 30's, then you really have a crackeoke addiction problem. You are considered a senior AARP candidate if you are 40 and over and still going strong...with or without kids. If you're in your mid 20's and you frequent multiple karaoke bars..then you'll eventually end up in the same boat, therefore you should start a support group early.
I can help you with your addiction..where to score more Crackeoke to fill that constant need to sing and drink. Most of you have never grown up and don't have kids. You sing and drink too much and you act like a true Crackeoke addict. This is good but should be done responsibly with group support.
Subscribe to my monthly support group newsletter called "Western Karaokenesis" and get tips on how to cope with your addiction while maintaining a healthy lifestyle with Doctor Smurlize at fitlifesf.com. We offer everything from fitness councelors and fitness coaches, community management programs, crackeoke directories and exit programs: how to get out of the crackeoke scene without suffering from KWS.."karaoke withdrawls syndrome."
We have qualified shrinks and lawyers to help you pro-bono in case you've reached the bottom of the barrel. Either way..we are here for you! I have one commitment...I will never turn a microphone away from you even if you have to sing "Killing me softly" or "Don't stop believing." You may get beat up and thrown in a dumpster afterwards, but we will pull you back out and enter you in our program with open arms. Join us :)
You can join the SFKM Crackeoke Junkie Support Group here.